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2Ptalia x Reader: Academy of Bullcrap (pt 1)[A/N] I forgot why I'm even doing this anymore.

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BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

A young girl lazily smacks her alarm clock out of the small drawer. Luckily, it shut itself up. The girl shifted in her blanket-fort bed as she buries herself in her own thick and warm blankets. What could this lazy motherfucker be?

That's right, this young girl goes by the name (First Name) (Last Name). She has very few friends and a lot of bullies, for some odd reason. Personally, she don't really give two shits about the amount of friends and bullies she got. She's just happy that she is at least noticed, in both necessary and unnecessary ways. Her only true happy pla
The Adventures of Mika and Cliff (Episode 4)
Mika sat by the window, doodling away on her paper. She was supposed to be drawing the next image for the Monster Club chapter, but it was clear that her thoughts were elsewhere. Cliff looked up from the bed and gazed at her. His heart hurt for her and he sat up.
“Mika, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing.” She sighed. Cliff shook his head.
“Don’t lie to me. You’ve been staring off into space for a while now…tell me how I can help.” Mika turned and looked to Cliff sadly.
“There’s nothing really you could do, Cliff…but…yeah I’ve just been thinking.”
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What Is Kissing?It was a beautiful day in Bellwood. For once, no aliens were terrorizing the city, allowing two Plumbers to simply drive around, content in their own little world. The duo was driving in a comfortable silence, Rook Blonko behind the wheel, with his friend and partner Ben Tennyson in the passenger seat. Ben was deep in thought, leaving Rook to examine their surroundings while they sat stationary at a stoplight. His gaze fell upon a sight he had never seen before. Or, at least intentionally observed.

"Hey, Ben dude?" Rook broke the silence, startling his partner.

Ben pushed a strand of hair out of his face and cocked an eyebrow as he met his
The Runaway Girl: Chapter 7Emile and Reese made it back to Emile’s house without incident. Emile couldn’t believe how tiring it had been, but he supposed he was getting an almost entirely new wardrobe to fit his new body. If nothing else, the experience had helped him get used to his body a bit, but every movement he made still felt rather strange.

“So,” Reese said, closing the door behind them, “What are you going to do with all your old clothes?”

“I’ve still got a few cardboard boxes hanging around from when I moved here, I’ll just put them in there. I think I’ll hang onto them for now, just in case they d
PretendingRook was always good at pretending. As a child he had always had a vivid imagination, and excelled at pretend games. While he was good at sports, he preferred pretend. The Revonnahgander had never been particularly interested in video games as a child, which frustrated his parents to no end. The child had always been wrapped up in his fantasy worlds, shutting out other people to fight aliens and ride dragons in his imagination. At the tender age of five he created his first imaginary friend named Benjamin, or Ben for short. His friend had brown hair, an green eyes, and from what Rook understood of how he looked he was a human. The young Revon
The Intro of my UnTitled Story!“Shh….. She doesn’t know we are here!”
“THIS IS A PERFECT SURPRISE~!”
“Tai Lyn! She’ll wake up!”
“:X3 > omfg! i cant b3li3v3 w3 ar3 doing this! *t3i is sup3r 3xcit3d!*”
“She’s waking, everyone.”
“}=D t@KE YOUR PL@CE$ EVERYONE!”
I blink my eyes open and see a gray face in mine. I shriek, “DON’T KILL ME JEFF!!!” I fall out of bed. Pothys looks at me. “Are yuo okay?” I am shocked. "Am I dreaming?" Faroe Islands smiles and giggles, "Nope~!" Busan pulls me up, "I TOLD YOU IT WAS A PERFECT SURPRISE~!" I stare at them and
Warriors A Parody Series Chapter 7    As cats sat vigil for Redtail, Tigerclaw stopped by the medicine den, where Ravenpaw was being 'healed'.
  "Have you healed him yet?" Tigerclaw asked.
  "No. Lionheart stopped me from doing so..." Spottedleaf meowed unhappily.
  "He's next on my kill list then..." Tigerclaw muttered.
  "What'd you say?"
  "Nothing."

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  "Graypaw." Firepaw meowed in fear, looking past the medicine den.
  "What is it?" Graypaw looked in the direction that Firepaw was looking in. "Oh, yeah, that's Tigerclaw over there. He can be really scary...."
  "No, it's not him, even though he is slightly shady. I'm talking about tha
I'm not CUTE! CHAPTER 5
Title: I'm not CUTE!
Rated: T (Ratings will change in later chapters)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: SebastianxGrell, Cielxlittle!Grell
. . . ~ *SC* ~ . . .
Chapter: Chapter 5
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Grell is having the probably worse moment of his 'kid' life. He can't rest and all he do was roll over his temporary bed for the past hours. What will he do if Sebastian had finally notice that he is Grell Sutcliff~ The Reaper to Die For~!

'Sebas-chan is a very intelligent man~! Surely, he will not miss the slip up!'

He thought nervously biting his crimson blanket that somehow made its half hanging the side of the bed to
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“Are you sure of this?”

“Yeah I'm 'sure of this'! If I wasn't, I wouldn't of brought it up!”

“You know what might happen if we try it. Master Hand may figure it out and cancel it before we get the chance.”

“If he cancels this, I'll personally shove every Smash Ball I can get my hands on right up his less-than complete a-...”

“-Alright, calm yourself! ...I agreed to it, I'm only stating that it's almost not worth the risk.”

“What, are you scared now? Are you afraid? Are you going to crawl into the fetal position and cry li
Warriors a Parody Series Chapter 6"Where is the troll!?' Bluestar asked.
"There is no troll!" Lionheart exclaimed. "Ravenpaw, tell us what happened."
Ravenpaw's eyes darted from side to side, "Redtail is dead." Suddenly, the poor cat collapsed from shock.
"Spottedleaf!" Bluestar called for the tortoiseshell.
"What is it?" She then saw Ravenpaw. "You need me to take him to the, like, medicine den?"
"Actually, I was just asking you to go fetch me an enchilada. I'm STARVING."

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"Magical healing powers: ACTIVATE!" Spottedleaf cured Ravenpaw with a magical purple colored cookie wand.
"Wow! I feel better now!" Ravenpaw exclaimed.
"Wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong Wrong! R
Warriors A Parody Series Chapter 5"Last time on: Warriors a Parody Series! Bluestar introduces our beloved hero, Rusty to the clan! Suddenly, Longtail challenges Rusty! Rusty doesn't accept until Longtail passes the line, though, and supposedly insults Batman!" Smudge exclaimed. "Sorry to keep y'all hanging!"

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"OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!" Rusty caterwauled as he launched himself at Longtail. Longtail did not see this coming, and stumbled to the side when Rusty hit him. Rusty dug his claws into Longtail's fur and bit him.
"He bit me!" Longtail and Rusty tumbled all around the clearing as they fought. Cats hat jump out of the way to avoid being caught u
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Time will tell 2: future shocked

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Ch. 1 : akwaking to a new life
  I slowly open my eyes and turned "oh shit my right arm!" i thought as went an looked at my right arm....it was like metal sonic "how did?" i thouht as got out slowly out of a bed. A huge gash of elictrisity goes around and destrys some lightbulbs as a door opens. a Black hedgehog entered with a grin "ah J.J your avake injoying your uncontoled powers?"
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"Ja but call me Uncle okay? Sonia and ze others don't know zat your from the past...vell except for us!"
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~MidnightDash23 Oct 10, 2012
A interesting opening and it's sonic and it sounds good.

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Darkys Black
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~NaziZombieKiller217 Oct 11, 2012
i should stat that (as from your note) the first Time will Tell actally had the NZ crew....
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~MidnightDash23 Oct 11, 2012
-whispers quietly-...oh im sorry...i...i was really tired...i kinda assumed...sorry
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~NaziZombieKiller217 Oct 11, 2012
oh don't worry my dear!
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